February 2012
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 20th
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Her: "What's your greatest fear?"
Me: "Black zombies."
Her: "What...?"
Me: "They move faster."
Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
– Tolstoy
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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Dear Tebow, Jesus said to tell you he’s a soccer and Jai aLai fan. Sorry.  …Don’t feel bad. The Mormons picked the wrong thing too… -J
Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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I have to constantly remind myself that everyone I come in contact with is fighting some kind of their own battle(s), that showing kindness is never a weakness and that it is always appreciated. I’d like to believe the world would be a very different place if we all just set out to make someone’s life a little bit better today.  (Pay It Forward / Gandhi moment concluded)
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
15 posts
Jan 28th
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“I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I...”
Jan 28th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 13th
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“My heart and soul are only borrowed.”
Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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WatchWatch
This is why I love the internet. 
Jan 6th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
12 posts
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
Things Grandpa says:
http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/more+than+Carter+has+pills
Dec 9th
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Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
8 posts
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Nov 30th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 21st
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Nov 18th
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The top 10 things I should've called my truck (as...
Here we go: Number ten, “The Winne-Bango.” Number nine, “The Pick-Up Truck.” Number eight, “The Ford Explore Her.” Number seven, “The You Scream Truck.”…You Scream. Number six, “Feels on Wheels!” Hello! Number five, “The Ride Her Truck.” Number four, “The 18-Squeeler.” Number three,...
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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I Make the Dead, Dead'r.
I haven’t done a dead-icated zombie post in awhile. So, here’s to the undead killer in all of us. This is my optimum arsenal for the application of ass-kicking with a specialization in taking names.  1.) Handheld grenade launcher 2.)  Dual Kukris 3.) AR15 w/ 100 round Beta C-Mag 4.) AA12 Automatic Shotgun 5.) Dual 1911’s. The only thing more manly than a...
Nov 6th
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Nov 5th
October 2011
13 posts
Oct 31st
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