I hate her crooked teeth. I hate her 1960s haircut. I hate her knobby knees. I hate her cockroach-shaped splotch on her neck. I hate the way she smacks her lips before she talks. I hate the way she sounds when she laughs…

inothernews:

WINNER OF THE DOG OSCARS FOR BEST ACHIEVEMENT IN SPECIAL EFFECTS.

(Source: thefrogman)

hehehe

hehehe

thedailywhat:

Super Bowl Ad of the Day: Volkswagen teases its latest Game Day ad, which, unsurprisingly, references Star Wars yet again.

This year they’ve traded in their adorable Mark Hamill-looking Lil’ Darth Vader for dogs dressed as Star Wars characters barking the Imperial March, just to make sure the Internet laps it up.

Diabolical!

[blasko.]

Run this town? Oh, I get it now. 

Apparently the “Shit _____ say” (White girls, girls, black girls… http://bit.ly/z3Mhpf - comprehensive list…in case you were wondering.) is the new viral thing.

Well, me being far geekier that these vids, here is my contribution to the craze. 

My heart and soul are only borrowed.

Zac Brown Band- No Hurry

There’s nothing wrong with an old cane fishing pole
And the smell of early spring
Sit down in a fold-up easy chair
On a quiet shady river bank
Let the world go on without me
Wouldn’t have it any other way
Cause I ain’t in no hurry today

(Source: youtube.com)

Illegitimate fear #37: Weeping Angels. 

Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Good luck… 

(Source: deamsofnaughtiness)

thedailyfeed:

It was inevitable. Marvel is turning Tim Tebow into a comic book superhero

What. The. Hell… Heck (sorry Jeebez). Next up, The Bible: The Tim Tebow Edition.

This is why I love the internet. 

Created this one for everyone who sends office-wide emails about the uncomfortable nature of Florida winters. 

Created this one for everyone who sends office-wide emails about the uncomfortable nature of Florida winters. 

laughinacorner:

Well, fuck a duck, I can’t grow a beard.

(Source: madsmartactignorant)